Coming Soon

At the Church of Rock, the archaeology missionaries have exciting news. They have found new Gospels from the ancient times of Metal, Hard Rock, and Hair Bands in the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s. Considered apocryphal by some, these are the true good works, sharing lessons of love, life, and ROCK.Pastor Jack Van Fallgood is leading a revival.
Can I get a Hell Yeah?
Hell Yeah!
What follows are audio releases of these sacred texts and teachings and an animated series of some of the best church services to inspire you and save your soul. Come and join us.Cults have never been so fun!

Thank you!

You've been blessed my child.